Asexual Pasta Hypnosis

As an erotic hypnosis creator, it’s impossible to cover every kink, fetish, and niche desire… and that’s exactly why I love it when fans reach out. Your messages help me shape my content, explore unexpected needs, and make sure no demographic or rare kink goes unnoticed.

Which brings me to the glaring oversight in my catalogue…
It turns out I’ve been neglecting a significant portion of my audience:

Asexuals who love pasta.

And honestly, even if you’re not ace, and even if you, somehow, don’t adore pasta (shame upon you and your house!), this utterly ridiculous file should still give you exactly what you’ve been missing… A proper laugh.

Huge thanks to Amelia for the brilliantly daft idea I simply had to record.

Script: Amelia (pixelpixie42)