So I tried hypnosis, by some guy called Yall…
And well… my honest review…
Hypnosis. Is. Stupid!
Obviously. Nothing happened. I didn’t feel anything. But I will review it for you, my lovely followers, you know, for science.
Enjoy my completely objective, definitely-not-hypnotised, live reaction to his file.
You can even follow along, if you want. Just to see how stupid hypnosis it really is…
Script: Yall
![LinkedIn-duction - Leveraging Synergistic Relaxation for Maximum ROI [SFW] - funny hypnosis - fun april fools file](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/linkedin-cover-800x800-jpg.webp)
Can business bullshit hypnotise you?Welcome to a transformational deep experience, where you’ll seamlessly onboard next-level relaxation methodologies and activate a high-performance mindset of effortless calm.
![The Optometrist [Non-Explicit]](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/optometrist_mixdown_4M_MHWc5-mp3-image-800x630-jpg.webp)
NON EXPLICIT VERSION: You arrive for a simple eye exam, nothing unusual, just a quiet appointment in a private room, but something feels… strange.
Mathematics is just so hard isn’t it? Or maybe you’re one of the few who really enjoy it? If you pay attention in class you may get a special reward.
![The Elevator Pitch [NSFW] - Erotic hypnosis roleplay](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/pitch-cover-794x800-jpg.webp)
A fun corporate roleplay file with a twist. You’re off to see the big boss with a great idea, an idea that could net you a huge pay reward. On…
Try and stay with me during this long countdown to blissful trance. The counting can get a little… erratic. A fan requested I fill this script from /u/CruelScripts – I…
![Hypno Show Afterparty [NSFW!] - highly erotic nsfw hypnosis seduction daddy](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/afterparty-800x800-jpg.webp)
Let me buy you a drink, you can have “the house special”, I think you’ll quite enjoy it. I was going to head back to my dressing room for a…
![The Sound Of My Voice [SFW]](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/soundcoever-800x432-jpg.webp)
Just listen, to the sound of my voice. The tone, the texture, the rhythmic pace. and just notice… what it does to you… when you do.
What does it feel like… to be hypnotised?… Let me take you down and let you experience deep trance, and notice how your body feels as i describe the “sensations”…
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