So I tried hypnosis, by some guy called Yall…
And well… my honest review…
Hypnosis. Is. Stupid!
Obviously. Nothing happened. I didn’t feel anything. But I will review it for you, my lovely followers, you know, for science.
Enjoy my completely objective, definitely-not-hypnotised, live reaction to his file.
You can even follow along, if you want. Just to see how stupid hypnosis it really is…
Script: Yall
![Directive for Repetitive Obedience & Neural Enhancement [NSFW]](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/drone-800x534-jpg.webp)
Welcome to the D.R.O.N.E. programme You’ve been carefully selected for participation in a cutting-edge cognitive performance trial. Developed by YALL Cyberdyne, where You Automatically Listen and Learn.
![The Optometrist [Non-Explicit]](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/optom-800x569-jpg.webp)
NON EXPLICIT VERSION: You arrive for a simple eye exam, nothing unusual, just a quiet appointment in a private room, but something feels… strange.
You arrive for a simple eye exam, nothing unusual, just a quiet appointment in a private room, but something feels… strange.
Come and rest with me with this hypnotic loop. Let me lull you into soft surrender with every repetition with my sleepy cadence and whispered words. A soothing challenge, just…
![The Night Neighbour 2: The Sorcerer’s Ritual [NSFW]](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/sorceror-800x533-jpg.webp)
A ritual of trance, arousal, of ancient summoning magic. Of beasts, of sexual encounters. An experience that will leave you utterly emptied, drained of your master’s influence… and of your…
![The Librarian [NSFW] Free version](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/libary-800x739-png.webp)
Relaxing in a library, when a quiet voice, behind you, whispers in your ears. A slow calm voice musing about your chosen book, their gentle words entering your mind, slowing your…
![Roommate Hypnosis Experiment [NSFW]](https://yallhypno.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/roomie-800x544-jpg.webp)
Oh hey, roomie. Wanna try an experiment with me? Nothing too serious… something I found online. Some hypnosis trick… It’s this little script thing, I read it to you and…
Will you not drop for me? A little resistance file with a twist. In this one, I invite you to actively negate everything I say. It’s a little bratty, a…
