WARNING: CONTAINS TOUCHING YOURSELF IN PUBLIC SUGGESTION

Congratulations on choosing this focus and productivity file from Yall industries – that has been made to really “help” you with your work. So get settled in your work chair, ready to focus and press play.

This audio has been specially designed using the latest research in cognitive optimisation techniques, neuro-linguistic reinforcement, and behavioral conditioning. By simply listening, your mind will effortlessly align with a state of pure focus, free from interference, free from anything that might slow, you, down.

Just empty, and devoid of ALL distractions… and thoughts.

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Dive in to Yall Industries latest work focus file and enjoy the relaxing experience that is in no way trying to corrupt or hypnotise you at work. *

* full disclosure… it is.

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