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LinkedIn-duction – Leveraging Synergistic Relaxation for Maximum ROI [SFW]

Can business bullshit hypnotise you?

Welcome to a transformational deep experience, where you’ll seamlessly onboard next-level relaxation methodologies and activate a high-performance mindset of effortless calm.

In this immersive hypnotic session, you will systematically streamline cognitive workflows, offload unnecessary tension, and leverage subconscious automation to unlock a frictionless flow state. As you engage with this best-in-class relaxation framework, each breath becomes a strategic investment in clarity, each moment of stillness a scalable solution for deep focus.

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Hypnosis induction file, full of LinkedIn bullshit, released for April fools 2025.

Script: Yall

Tagged: Business Bullshit, Hypnosis, Music, SFW, Silly, Zero trigger

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